Monthly Archives: August 2011

If Smells Had Color

If smells only had colors

I’m certain I would see

Little puffs of brown from the baby next to me.

Halfway through the sermon

My stomach gave a lurch

and I was sorely tempted to sprint right out of church.

The daddy is a’rockin’

The baby gives a coo

and every time dad pats his back

I get a whiff of poo.


I’ve been watching the news which I should probably shouldn’t. It occurs to me that:

Toler‚Äčance is the stick people beat you with when you disagree with them. Sadly the person holding said stick rarely engages in self flagellation.”